Friday 13 February 2009

Upon discovering that Spotify interrupts your music listening with adverts

NO NO FUCKING NO!!!!!!!!!!
ADVERTISING IS A FUCKING CURSE, A FUCKING POX.
I don't listen to local radio, I listen to my music because I fucking hate adverts, I don't watch sky, I downloadtv or watch it on iplayer or 4player because I fucking hate adverts, I use adblock on my interwebs because I FUCKING HATE ADVERTS

if you were in the bath and suddenly your soap started singing "buy wonder bacon, it's the best bacon in the world!" would you just accept it and say "oh, you get used to it after a while"? NO YOU FUCKING WOULDN'T! you'd throw that fucking singing soap in the fire and complain about the manufacturers that have invaded your personal space (and your sre, because I know how you like to wash you filthy mare) with their filthy stinking corporate whoring money loving shilling bastarding noise

and that's how all advertising should be treated.

If I want to buy something, I'll fucking buy it.
If I need to figure out which toothpaste is best for my teeth, I'll figure it out somehow, using science or by talking to people whose opinions I fucking trust, I don't need fake real people fake telling me that they think their fake teeth are fake brilliant OR a more likely scenario is that I won't give a shit what sort of toothpaste I use and I'll just buy the cheapest crap I can find

AND THAT'S EXACTLY HOW IT SHOULD BE

products should stand on their own merits, not on the basis of wether some spotty cokehead in a suit can think of a clever way to make the product look like it'll get you access to Kate Moss's clunge

10 comments:

P-vakten said...

So if you don't like ads but like Spotify, why not just pay the monthly fee!?

Jonny Pirate said...

even more evil.... spotify pauses the advert if you mute the sound on your computer, so you have to listen to the whole thing.

Anonymous said...

Hey everyone...you'll never guess what I found this morning---michael jordan shoes

pimpinkicks said...

You owe a very nice and interesting blog. I would love some feedback on my site attractions, when you got time.

pimpinkicks said...

Such interesting read and information, thanks for sharing this post. I will check back to read your other new posts. Please come visit my site advertising when you got time.

Anonymous said...

4
通常坊間高 酒店兼職檔西餐廳情人套餐壹客就要花費五 酒店工作、六百元以上,甚至上千元,對於有荷包預算的情侶們無疑是大大的負擔。 酒店上班考量目前低靡景氣,加 寒假打工上今年七夕情人節是在平常日,為刺激買氣高雄麗尊酒店特 暑假打工別推出「經濟型情人自助餐每對990元」,23日前預 酒店PT約且付定金者可免費獲贈「純手工玫瑰巧戒」乙只;現點現做的 禮服酒店香煎美國沙朗牛排吃到飽」更是經濟實惠,僅限於8/26七夕情人節晚餐時 兼差段。七夕情人節還沒想好怎麼過嗎?趕 打工快把握機會!


台北酒店經紀酒店於8/26晚上推出「七夕夜~五星經濟情人 酒店經紀餐優惠專案」,每對只要990元(含一成服務費),此外 酒店打工,凡於8/23日前預約並付訂金者免費 酒店兼差獲贈「純手工玫瑰巧戒」乙只,更為小倆口的戀情喝花酒加溫!值得一提的是,「純手工玫瑰巧戒」交際應酬用比利時產地的白巧克力,經由隔水加熱法融解、降溫再粉味小火加熱等多道繁複製作過程才能完成戒台部份,玫瑰花亦使用白巧克力加上麥芽糖隔水加熱充份混合均勻後再冷卻一夜後方可塑形。


﹝含豐富鐵質的玫瑰海鹽也將牛排的鮮味更加提振,肉香四溢酒店喝酒沙朗牛排,每一口極具嚼勁,鮮嫩好吃。﹞


另外,以多國料理聞名的地球村自助餐廳提供多樣化精緻自助吧,無論 酒店是前菜、甜點、湯品、DIY擔仔麵、鮮蔬沙拉、鐵板燒等,提供豐富且多樣的菜式,讓喜愛自由用餐、歡樂氛圍的情侶們可以輕鬆大啖美食,不用擔心荷包大失血的顧慮。
酒店經紀 酒店經紀

rr8004 said...

I found your site on google, great site, keep it up. Will return in the future. Submitted this post to Google News Reader. Please come visit my site Kansas City Business Services And Classifieds when you got time.

rr8004 said...

There is obviously a lot more than this. Would you mind telling me how long it took you to gather your content? Please come visit my site Missouri MO Phone Directory when you got time.

RoseH_Huls21365 said...

生活總是起起伏伏,心情要保持快樂才好哦!!.................................................................

Anonymous said...
This comment has been removed by a blog administrator.