Are you sending an email?
Why not try these handy new features available from VMEMAILCO!
a "subject" "line" is a conveinient single line report, providing characterisation and a sense of direction for your email dispatch. It enables the recipient to prioritise and group your request appropriately
Content is a wonderful new invention, just developed in our top secret monkey labs. The "content" or "stuff" goes into the "body" of your email, below the subject line, this can be used to relate your issue or query to the recipient of the "email" giving them the vital clues and information they require in order to determine why you have sent them this email
Using one of these features is a step in the right direction but for maximum efficiency use both in conjunction and this will help ensure your email doesn't get redirected to the big round filing cabinet labeled "fucktards"
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